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Ellen & The End of Time Backpack

Posted on May 11, 2019 by   No Comments Yet | Posted in Uncategorized

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You’re on the road to nowhere at sunset in late October. Your car stops in the middle of the highway just like all the other vehicles around you. A fine mist begins to fall. People begin to exit their cars and exchange ideas of what might be happening. Has a solar pulse or EMP occurred (electromagnetic pulse caused by solar flare or nuclear explosion in the atmosphere above Earth)? Where are law enforcement and other first responders. All the more reason to have a backpack ready to go.

Everyone will have a different idea of what should be in their backpack. I keep one in the back of my car. There are a lot of reasons you should keep one for emergencies.

  1. Stranded because
    of flood, snowstorm, and other natural disasters that might delay you from
    getting home or maybe you are trying to escape home to a safer location.
  2. Maybe you can
    survive just fine, but what if you have children or elderly with you?
  3. The interstate is
    shut down in both directions because of an accident and you are stuck.
  4. You are on the
    run with a hunky (or beautiful) FBI agent who is trying to protect you from a
    mob hit, kidnapping, corrupt government official, or a game show host who took
    offense at you knowing all the answers.
  5. A spurned lover
    or spouse who thinks he (or she) is your ticket to paradise.
  6. In-laws who want
    to make you drink some funky, orange juice which they claim will make you fertile.
    (I’m just going to let you stew over that one a minute.)
  7. You made a bet
    with Bear Grylls that you could survive with only your backpack—just let you
    out anywhere. (I would highly encourage you NOT TO DO THIS. We just don’t know
    about his sense of humor. You have a better chance with the in-laws.)
  8. Everyone in your
    town has turned a strange shade of green, drags one leg then begins to dance to
    Michael Jackson’s Thriller. This is not a good sign.
  9. A train derails
    in your town, spilling toxin whatever and you have to evacuate. Hopefully it
    isn’t the town with everyone turning green and dancing to Thriller.
  10. A solar flare (more likely than a few of the others)
    has knocked out the power grid, electronics in your car and basically your
    life. You’ve got to get home. Are you prepared? Because you’re walking!

Backpack Essentials

Mini Filtration System              

Sharp Finger Nail File                                 

Fire Starter           

 Emergency Poncho                                     

Multi-Tools                                      

Emergency Blanket (looks like foil)

Gloves, Hat, Socks                          

 Sewing Kit

Flashlight                                         

Headlamp Light

Purification Tablets                       

 Facial Masks

Ace Bandage                                     

Disposable Facial Cloths

Tea Bags/Instant Coffee                 

  Disposable Cutlery

Trash bag/Plastic Grocery Bag       

Whistle/Compass/Magnifier Tool

Pocket Knife                                        

Commando Saw

Duct Tape                                            

  First Aid Kit

Medicine (What do you need?)        

 Disposable Gloves

Antibiotic Crème      Water Bottle                             

Metal Clips/Clothes Pin/Paper Clips

Rubber Bands

Hand Lotion     Finger Nail Clippers

Toothbrush                                             

Paper & Pen

Extra Ziploc Bags          

Extra Walking Shoes                                         

Weapons (baseball bat, switchblade, gun, slingshot, brass knuckles, whatever you feel can make an impact so you can escape a bad guy or zombie if the time comes.)

As you can imagine some of
these are placed in Ziploc Bags to keep them organized and in the same
category. It doesn’t hurt to have an extra pair of clothes in another bag,
especially if there is going to be a long walk out to your destination or you
go over a waterfall with the hero like in Romancing the Stone.

I also have a little make-up
bag (YES! I’M PRISSY!) with toothpaste, toothbrush, make-up samples, a razor,
To-Go Wipes, samples of moisturizer and lipstick. There are cotton balls, small
brush and a hair scrunchie too. Add soap and eyeliner and you have the
beginning of being chosen for that last spot on the truck that will take you to…well,
wherever you write the story, I guess. 

I’ve watched enough disaster
movies to know that Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Tom Cruise, Will Smith or
Bruce Willis show up in the nick of time. Just because I’m a wreck doesn’t mean
I have to look like one! Am I right? He saves me, we end up on Ellen to tell
our story, I get a book deal from Simon & Schuster, I go on the speaking
circuit for Preppers Who Love Me and life is good. (Well, except for that whole
end of time thing which might be going on. Note to self: Make sure Ellen’s tv
show has been hardened against EMPs and other world problems. Who wants to live
without Ellen?)

Remember every backpack is
different. Will there be two of you? Have the appropriate number of items if
there are more than one of you. You don’t want to be fighting your partner or
kids (that probably is inevitable) for the last protein bar or rain poncho.
(Remember that hunky FBI agent?) Also make adjustments if you’re going to be on
the road for any distance. If you usually stay pretty close to home then it is easier
to prepare, unlike me who travels a lot. I also need a map for alternate
routes. No GPS with Darth Vader’s voice saying, “I find your lack of confidence
disturbing.”


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